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Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

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If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog:

    WAT DOING

  • Me:

    Nothing. I just stood up.

  • Dog:

    WHERE GO

  • Me:

    I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.

  • Dog:

    CAN I COME

  • Me:

    I mean sure but I'm literally just-

  • Dog:

    I COME TOO

  • Dog:

    WAT DOING

  • Me:

    I need to open this door.

  • Dog:

    I HALP

  • Me:

    No but you're in front of the door. Move please.

  • Dog:

    I HALP

  • Me:

    Sigh.

  • Dog:

    WHERE GOING

  • Me:

    I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.

  • Dog:

    CAN I COME

  • Me:

    Sure.

  • Dog:

    I SIT IN LAP

  • Me:

    No please don't you are-

  • Dog:

    I SIT IN LAP

  • Me:

    No there's no room and-

  • Dog:

    LAP

  • Me:

    No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.

  • Dog:

    RIGHT HERE

  • Me:

    That's literally on top of my leg.

  • Dog:

    IT'S PERFECT PET ME

  • Me:

    I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-

  • Dog:

    PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

  • Me:

    I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-

  • Dog:

    PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

  • Me:

    I AM

  • Dog:

    I SIT IN LAP

  • Dog:

    PET ME PET ME PET ME

  • Dog:

    HOLD SLOBBER TOY

  • Dog:

    SNEEZE IN UR FACE

  • Me:

    .......

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

(Source: sexcisable)

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